"Don’t get attached to moments. Good or bad, they all pass."
- Yasmin Mogahed (via disorder)
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Adviser: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America